Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here today to inform you of a little known fact.
I have a beard.
It's long, somewhat ill kept and has more than a little gray in it. It also happens to be one of my favorite things.
Now there are many reasons that I have a beard. It's manly, all human males above the age of fifteen are SUPPOSED to have hair on their faces, it's silky soft and it keeps my meals off of my ever expanding tummy, but the number one reason is that it just keeps growing there.
I hack it back every six moths or so, but otherwise leave it be.
Oh, and I'm lazy and shaving sucks.
To all you ladies who shave 60% of your bodies every day, I have only one thing to say: you are completely nuts.
A hairy face in winter.
Keep your scarf.
I am all warm and toasty.
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